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Cognitive decline
Clearly tRump is not okay
Totally deranged




https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GPB3xnJlxXE
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Deficit way up
SPR reserves way down
All thanks to Bribem
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Debt war and retreat
No "problem" if Puke is Prez
Liars and traitors
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Thirteen year old girl
Raped by one of Joe's migrants
Illegally here

Do you think Joe cares
Do you think Mayorkas cares
Both of them A holes
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tRump Covid killer
No responsibility
Laughs and smiles a lot
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A twelve year old girl
Killed by two of Joe's migrants
Illegally here

Do you think Joe cares
Do you think Mayorkas cares
Neither A hole cares
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Girl killed in TexASS
RepukebliCONs rule in there
Blame Gov Gregg Abbott


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Who's Joe inviting
Criminal noncitizens
Fundamental change
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DeSatan "slows" debt
State got bailed out by Biden
Dem solve problem YAAAAY
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Adderall Brandon
Why won't he take a drug test
What's he afraid of
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Numerology
Knows MAGA is 666
That is godly TRUTH
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9 pm is late
How will Sleepy be awake
Drugs is the answer
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Anti tRump haikus
I got many more of them
Makes USA GREAT
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Total debate fail
Like watching dumb and dumber
Leadership black hole
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Repukes kiss tRump butt
Each America haters
No end to their HATE
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They protected Joe
Failed to report his demise
Look at the result
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Image



LOCK HIM UP RIGHT NOW!
tRump rules from Federal jail!
Dump guilty as charged!
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Elderly abuse
DemoRats really don't care
Brandon is the stooge
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All problems BLAME DEMS
From the Garden of Eden
Blame them all - ALWAYS



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Jill must be so proud
Joe answered all the questions
Ice cream cone reward
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