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I figured with the pre-season rankings and AA lists popping up (and all the ruffled feathers that follow) I would try to keep things light. Shout out to a certain family member on college break for doing all the work here.

A - Gage Dado - Wesleyan
Stokes Meyers- Gettysburg
CC Jeffers- Colorado College

M -Tilt Fernandes - W& L
Larson Cronk- Stevens
Gaines Weis- HSC

D - Tanner Winkleman- RIT
Dom Zingo- Lynchburg
Barrett Baur- Denison

FO - Ham McPartland- Salisbury

LSM - Deuce Smoot - W&L

SSDM - Wiggle Kerbrat- Wesleyan

G - Paddy Colligan- OWU

Honorable Mention-
Cross Ferrara- attack Salisbury,
Tighe Hoey- mid Hamilton,
Zander Usich- defense Dickinson,
Chad Calderwood- FO ONU,
Trey Snodgrass- LSM York,
Mitch Likens- goalkeeper Amherst

Feel free to nominate more..,

Well done. Very well done!

kramerica.inc wrote: ↑Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:28 pm
Well done. Very well done!

This team should assemble and enter a summer league. They’d probably be darn good too…

With the Babson roster drop Chi Chi Price enters the mix…

A - Gage Dado - Wesleyan
Stokes Meyers- Gettysburg
CC Jeffers- Colorado College

M -Tilt Fernandes - W& L
Larson Cronk- Stevens
Chi Chi Price- Babson

D - Tanner Winkleman- RIT
Dom Zingo- Lynchburg
Barrett Baur- Denison

FO - Ham McPartland- Salisbury

LSM - Deuce Smoot - W&L

SSDM - Wiggle Kerbrat- Wesleyan

G - Paddy Colligan- OWU

Honorable Mention-
Cross Ferrara- attack Salisbury,
Gaines Weis- mid HSC,
Tighe Hoey- mid Hamilton,
Zander Usich- defense Dickinson,
Chad Calderwood- FO ONU,
Trey Snodgrass- LSM York,
Mitch Likens- goalkeeper Amherst

Feel free to nominate more..,

A - Pepper Gilbert - Trinity

NNELax wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:56 am A - Pepper Gilbert - Trinity

Good find.

A - Gage Dado - Wesleyan
Stokes Meyers- Gettysburg
CC Jeffers- Colorado College

M -Tilt Fernandes - W& L
Larson Cronk- Stevens
Chi Chi Price- Babson

D - Tanner Winkleman- RIT
Dom Zingo- Lynchburg
Barrett Baur- Denison

FO - Ham McPartland- Salisbury

LSM - Deuce Smoot - W&L

SSDM - Wiggle Kerbrat- Wesleyan

G - Paddy Colligan- OWU

Honorable Mention-
Pepper Gilbert- attack Trinity
Max Drift- attack Cabrini
Cross Ferrara- attack Salisbury,
Gaines Weis- mid HSC,
Tighe Hoey- mid Hamilton,
Xander Usich- defense Dickinson,
Chad Calderwood- FO ONU,
Trey Snodgrass- LSM York,
Mitch Likens- goalkeeper Amherst

Feel free to nominate more..,

Could I add Campion White- HSC to list?

Ol'Southlacrosse wrote: ↑Thu Jan 19, 2023 12:30 pm Could I add Campion White- HSC to list?

Why of course, I think the ODAC is tied for the lead with the NESCAC at 5.


A - Gage Dado - Wesleyan
Stokes Meyers- Gettysburg
CC Jeffers- Colorado College

M -Tilt Fernandes - W& L
Larson Cronk- Stevens
Chi Chi Price- Babson

D - Tanner Winkleman- RIT
Dom Zingo- Lynchburg
Barrett Baur- Denison

FO - Ham McPartland- Salisbury

LSM - Deuce Smoot - W&L

SSDM - Wiggle Kerbrat- Wesleyan

G - Paddy Colligan- OWU

Honorable Mention-
Pepper Gilbert- attack Trinity
Max Drift- attack Cabrini
Cross Ferrara- attack Salisbury,
Campion White- mid HSC,
Gaines Weis- mid HSC,
Tighe Hoey- mid Hamilton,
Xander Usich- defense Dickinson,
Chad Calderwood- FO ONU,
Trey Snodgrass- LSM York,
Mitch Likens- goalkeeper Amherst

Feel free to nominate more..,

Sewanee has a pretty big selection of names that could be put on this list:
Buck O’Neil
C.J Mezzatesta
Hawkins Schnabel
Rucker Wilkinson
JoJo Fogarty
Stew Moxley
Woods McCormick

Laxguy703 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 19, 2023 7:03 pm Sewanee has a pretty big selection of names that could be put on this list:
Buck O’Neil
C.J Mezzatesta
Hawkins Schnabel
Rucker Wilkinson
JoJo Fogarty
Stew Moxley
Woods McCormick

Damn… Sewanee IS the All-Name Team.

Will Farrell, M, Dickinson
He says his favorite movie is ... Step Brothers.
https://www.dickinson.edu/news/article/ ... farrell_23

Rucker Wilkinson isn’t on the roster now for whatever reason, but Sewanee didn’t disappoint, adding gems Mac MacLean, and Ashton Anton.

A - Gage Dado - Wesleyan
Stokes Meyers- Gettysburg
CC Jeffers- Colorado College

M -Tilt Fernandes - W& L
Larson Cronk- Stevens
Chi Chi Price- Babson

D - Tanner Winkleman- RIT
Dom Zingo- Lynchburg
Barrett Baur- Denison

FO - Ham McPartland- Salisbury

LSM - Deuce Smoot - W&L

SSDM - Wiggle Kerbrat- Wesleyan

G - Paddy Colligan- OWU


Honorable Mention-

Pepper Gilbert- attack Trinity
Max Drift- attack Cabrini
Cross Ferrara- attack Salisbury,
Sage Cookerly- attack Sewanee,
Hawkins Schnabel- attack Sewanee,

Will Farrell- mid Dickinson,
Mac MacLean- mid Sewanee,
Ashton Anton- mid Sewanee,
JoJo Fogarty- mid Sewanee,
Woods McCormick, mid Sewanee,
Campion White- mid HSC,
Gaines Weis- mid HSC,
Tighe Hoey- mid Hamilton,

Xander Usich- defense Dickinson,
Buck O’Neil- defense Sewanee,
Stew Moxley- defense Sewanee,

Chad Calderwood- FO ONU,

Trey Snodgrass- LSM York,

Mitch Likens- goalkeeper Amherst,
CJ Mezzatesta- goalkeeper Sewanee

Feel free to nominate more..,

Not doing this for 2024. Takes too much individual effort for what amounts to a chuckle.

Just know for tonight’s DIII opener as Oglethorpe takes on Shorter (DII), grad student attackman at Oglethorpe, Jazz Washington will be taking the field.

Add any others as you see them throughout the year. There’s some gems to be found.

DeepPocket wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:57 pm Not doing this for 2024. Takes too much individual effort for what amounts to a chuckle.

Just know for tonight’s DIII opener as Oglethorpe takes on Shorter (DII), grad student attackman at Oglethorpe, Jazz Washington will be taking the field.

Add any others as you see them throughout the year. There’s some gems to be found.

The original lists that used to come out on Inside Lacrosse were like circa 2002-2004 right? I feel like a bunch of lax dads saw an opportunity. 20 years later, it's like every other kid has a gem of a name. My buddy was on those lists before his first name caught on. Blaise Fletcher (Bucknell, '04). He had the sweetest name ever lined up, Hamilton "Ham" Fletcher, then had three girls.

Strong work. I didnt see it mentioned but I am sure that most have seen the Key and Peele instagram videos of fake football names. Its even funnier now because they mix in some actual true players.