Memorable Lines from Movies

[OuttaNowhereWregget]

“Now I understand it ain’t anybody perfect on this green earth; not preachers, not nobody.”

[Nigel]

"Hoes got to eat too"

[Brooklyn]

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Gold Hat: "Oiga Señor - we are Federales. You know, the Mounted Police."
Dobbs: "If you're the police, where are your badges?"
Gold Hat: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"



In the book Gold Hat goes on to call Dobbs a "cabron" {fornicator} and says to him "chinga tu madre" {screw your mom}. Today if the move was re-made it would likely include these gems in the dialog.

[Nigel]

C'mon Flounder, you can't spend you're whole life worrying about your mistakes...

[Brooklyn]

Beautiful Joy Harmon says, "let's dance" in the movie Village of the Giants:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy40TT_i7us



Great music, great dancing. It is recommended that you put your screen on full size when watching.




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[OuttaNowhereWregget]

Erica: I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.

Mark: I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat – so we're even.

[Brooklyn]

Lucille ...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcDcFIs8qFk



So many good one liners in this segment.

[Farfromgeneva]

Watched part of a corny Adam Sandler / Drew Barrymore movie last night w daughter called Blended. Premise is Sandler’s wife passed and he’s got three diggers that he’s raising like boys, oldest has a short haircut and is confused as a boy. They’re on vacation in Africa at a resort and Sandler and daughter are playing guy and son and daughter is wrecking other teen boy on Court. Then she gets upset and runs off and other father goes “what’s wrong with your son” to be told “she’s a girl” and that dad tells his son “you suck”.

Setup is important because this comes next and it’s probably the only funny thing to come out of this movie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LF_YYKnamII

[OuttaNowhereWregget]

"He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen, and she bakes cookies taste like wing nuts."

[Farfromgeneva]

Doughboy:
Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood. They had all this foreign sh*t. They didn't have sh*t on my brother, man.

[youthathletics]

Relax, my old man is a television Repairman, he has an ultimate set of tools, I can fix it.......I can fix it.

[OuttaNowhereWregget]

"You patronizing me, peewee? You giving me that ol' prep school palaver?"

[Brooklyn]

Bacon!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u05gAMM ... el=420Stig



Old timer sure knows how to live.

[Farfromgeneva]

Sneaky funny movie callers The Stoned Age

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GreOBIloGwQ

[Brooklyn]

It's butt cold and I'm fresh out of beer.

[Brooklyn]

I don't think this gem from WC Fields has been presented before:







Hilarious!

[OuttaNowhereWregget]

I don't think this gem from WC Fields has been presented before:

I agree. I love relating this bit to folks when I remember it. Such a clever punchline--and so well delivered.

[Farfromgeneva]

TV show but still terrific!

Soldier Boy at the end of this exchange, a truly excellent character on TV. (Was watching a The Boys spin-off called Gen V and thinking of the Boys and this last season)

“You might want to lay off the weed”…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XnV_AwHaePw

[OuttaNowhereWregget]

“Well, it’s a mess, ain’t it sheriff?”

“If it ain’t, it’ll do till the mess gets here.”

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“Can I freshen that there for you, sheriff?”

“Yeah, Maureen, you better had.”

"Signs and wonders. Hell I think once you stop "Sir" and "Mam", the rest is sure to foller"

Looking through these memorable lines. This is a great one.

[Nigel]

"To eat things that would make a billy goat puke"