Me: My Dear Father in heaven, I’m praying for Your Divine intercession in the health problem that has recently ...
THE LORD: You again? Didn’t I tell you not to call while I’m watching the tournament? Is that too much to #*%^+•# ask?!? Seriously, what is the matter with you?
Me: It’s not for me, it’s for my lovely ...
THE LORD: I really don’t like Maryland.
Me: Okayyyy ... getting back to that family health issue I’m praying about ... I seek Your Divine help in ...
THE LORD: I mean, I really just can’t stand the Terps. Nothing against Tillman and his boys. They be “woke” and “they is good people” as I like to say, but something about the Terps really crawls up My knickers, ya know what I mean, boy?
Me: I do, but can we get back to discussing that health issue? I could really use Your help in ...
THE LORD: I’d use some expletives to describe those infernal Turtles, but I’m worried the Admin here will put Me in solitary with that Devil Wombat again. That guy’s weird thing with cats .... *shiver*
Me: The Admin can suspend You??? I didn’t think anyone was above ...
THE LORD: We all answer to a higher power, boy. Was I too obvious?
Me: Obvious about ... ?
THE LORD: That “goal” by Virginia that tied the game up against the Twerps ... too obvious?
Me: I ... I ... well, it’s not my place to judge You, but that was pretty ...
THE LORD: I mean, I was being Just and Wise there, right?!? Made up for that in-the-crease goal scored by Burnhart, RIGHT?!?
Me: Bernhardt ... B E R ...
THE LORD: You correcting My spelling, boy ... IN A PRAYER ?!?!? I oughta smite thee you insolent little ....
Me: Please forgive me, Lord, but about that health problem ...
THE LORD: Yeah, yeah ... she’ll be fine. Unlike My venom against you, I really love your little girl. Now go #%*^ off while I watch Notre Dame and Duke you little *^%#.
Me: Thank You, Lord.
THE LORD: Yeah, whatev ....
DocBarrister (blessings to Virginia in the Final Four; congrats to Maryland on a terrific season)
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