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tRumpReTard Haikus
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2024 9:52 am
by Brooklyn
Hannibal Lecter
tRump cognitively impaired
Real stories he says
Re: JoeTard Haikus
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2024 10:43 pm
by Nigel
Hail Joe, he's our man
That was the pre-debate vibe
Then the coup was on
Repukes are ReTards Haikus
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2024 12:19 am
by Brooklyn
First it was a "steal"
Designed to keep those Dems in
Now it is a "coup".
Re: JoeTard Haikus
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2024 3:36 pm
by Nigel
Hell no, I won't go
I'm gonna run and will win
The quick fall of Joe
Just like on his bike
Or using the mobile stairs
Fell out of the race
tRumpReTard Haikus
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2024 8:44 pm
by Brooklyn
Harris takes poll lead
tRump chumps in a big panic
Some good times ahead
Re: JoeTard Haikus
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2024 9:40 pm
by Nigel
He's a lame duck prez
Joe will work even less now
Hardly worked before
tRumpReTard Haikus
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2024 11:12 pm
by Brooklyn
re Summer 2020:
Dump's lies continue
tRump called in National Guard
Ha! Pants on fire.
Re: JoeTard Haikus
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2024 10:43 am
by Nigel
Hulkster goes for Trump
He's a true American
Kinda like Stone Cold
tRumpReTard Haikus
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2024 12:58 pm
by Brooklyn
tRump as summer soldier:
impressive hair piece
Re: tRumpReTard Haikus
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2024 11:51 pm
by Nigel
Brooklyn wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2024 12:58 pm
tRump as summer soldier:
impressive hair piece
Real weak applesauce
A random pic, call it Trump
Stupid, not surprised
Re: tRumpReTard Haikus
Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2024 1:29 am
by Brooklyn
Nigel wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2024 11:51 pm
Brooklyn wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2024 12:58 pm
tRump as summer soldier:
impressive hair piece
Real weak applesauce
A random pic, call it Trump
Stupid, not surprised
um, tRump wannabe ~ it's all about the hair piece both of whom are known for their fake hair you
pendejo -- I guess that went over your head
Re: JoeTard Haikus
Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2024 2:53 pm
by Nigel
Cute Mexican slang
But it doesn't fit the thread
Here's a reminder
A thread for haikus
Specifically JoeTard
Hence JoeTard Haikus
Re: JoeTard Haikus
Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2024 2:58 pm
by Brooklyn
it's Hamsterdam(n)
Re: JoeTard Haikus
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 11:48 pm
by Nigel
Joe on Mt Rushmore
Maybe on a urinal cake
Squirt on FJB
trumpTard Haikus
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2024 1:13 am
by Brooklyn
Pukes all pumped 'bout tRump
He's the Toilet Bowl Special
tRump is da BIG SH!T
Re: JoeTard Haikus
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 10:50 am
by Nigel
Joe's CHNV
As fraudulent as Brandon
Democracy threat
tRumpReTard Haikus
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 4:40 pm
by Brooklyn
Donny the Chosen
God's one true Lord Messiah
Won't certify vote
Re: JoeTard Haikus
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2024 11:24 am
by Nigel
Headline says it all
Dozens on terror watch list
Welcomed by Xiden
tRumpTard Haikus
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2024 11:35 am
by Brooklyn
^ lol -- I'd like to see you prove that ~ haha, you're likelier to find "proof" of WMD
Re: JoeTard Haikus
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2024 1:55 pm
by Nigel
Real tough week for Joe
Meet with the Texas Rangers
Yeah, that's about it