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Unofficial acts
tRump not totally immune
Jail time: LOCK HIM UP!
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Brooklyn wrote: ↑Sun Jun 30, 2024 10:48 pm All problems BLAME DEMS
From the Garden of Eden
Blame them all - ALWAYS
Joe was not at fault
Blame lies with his advisors
Buck don't stop with Joe
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
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BLAME BIDEN!
BLAME BIDEN!
BLAME BIDEN!


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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The Joe must go on
50 year long meal ticket
Family panic time
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
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tRump tears boo hoo hoo
Everyone hates lil ol' Me
Whiny cryin Fool!


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Teleprompter Prez
Reads whatever's on the screen
Clueless without it
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Nigel wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2024 12:12 am Teleprompter Prez
Reads whatever's on the screen
Clueless without it


Wow! I hadn't expected you to write about tRump that way!!! :lol:
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Working 10 to 4
Sleepy Joe's regular day
Plus lots of time off

When he's on the clock
He's screwing up our country
Err, his handlers are
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
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Nicely put Nigel
Summed it up accurately
Joe’s done like dinner
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Nigel wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2024 7:12 pm Working 10 to 4
Sleepy Joe's regular day
Plus lots of time off

When he's on the clock
He's screwing up our country
Err, his handlers are


Donny Dump at golf
Three hundred days on the lawn
Laughs at Covid deaths

:twisted:
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Hunter's now involved
He's the smartest guy Joe knows
Coke for everyone
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Grab them while you can
Pudenda forevermore
tRump pooosy party


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Deceived by the Dims
Gaslit by the media
Chickens home to roost
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Vets are not heroes
Won't see graves RAIN MESSES HAIR!
Losers and suckers.




Amazing how tRump can call vets losers and suckers but the right wingers never object. Imagine if it had been a librul who did that.

NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON
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The most transparent?
What a bunch of pure BS
It's all exposed now
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Liar and pervert
tRump: I'm most transparent prez
None call it TREASON

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Is it dementia
Or is Joe just an old fool
All signs point to yes

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Huh? I don't know him.
Whats Project 2 0 2 5 ?
tRump the Know Nothing.


:twisted: Biggest LIAR anywhere.
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The knives are all out
Things are falling apart fast
No more love for Joe
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
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Project Two OHHH Five
Donny got caught in the rain
Makeup fell off face!


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