Click on this thing at 4:30 and watch the brotha experience Meatloaf, the real niggahh.
This kid is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J5aGWDnJ1Q
Comedy
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DMac wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:40 pm Click on this thing at 4:30 and watch the brotha experience Meatloaf, the real niggahh.
This kid is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J5aGWDnJ1Q
...he has a tough time processing Thorogood.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD12Ln3toA0
He should have watched this first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNknFH6asAs
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kramerica.inc
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Poor Jerry Nadler has a bad day.
https://heavy.com/news/watch-jerry-nadl ... nts-video/
Another reason for Term Limits.
https://heavy.com/news/watch-jerry-nadl ... nts-video/
Another reason for Term Limits.
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Goodness...that looks so uncomfortable, hope it is nothing serious.
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Start the week with laugh....
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youthathletics
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Happy Saturday....maybe this can be you today?
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Genius!
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youthathletics
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I am sure our attorneys could get a kick out of this:
Never ask a Georgia grandma a question if you aren't prepared for the answer
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
Never ask a Georgia grandma a question if you aren't prepared for the answer
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
A fraudulent intent, however carefully concealed at the outset, will generally, in the end, betray itself.
~Livy
~Livy
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This is obviously not funny but a read of the headline that's so James Bond bizarre the "truth is stranger than fiction" makes you chuckle in disbelief.
Danish murderer who dismembered Swedish journalist on his submarine escaped prison after taking female psychologist hostage before he was surrounded by snipers and recaptured
Danish murderer who dismembered Swedish journalist on his submarine escaped prison after taking female psychologist hostage before he was surrounded by snipers and recaptured
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“You lucky I ain’t read wretched yet!”
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Guess this isn't really comedy but it sure is a whut tf were ya thinkin/ryfkm moment.
Gonna send the dancers out for a little pre game entertainment and this is the number
you pick (which is one of the top ten best songs ever).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHgb64GvSs
Wonder if they did, When I think About You I Touch Myself for the seventh inning stretch?
Gonna send the dancers out for a little pre game entertainment and this is the number
you pick (which is one of the top ten best songs ever).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHgb64GvSs
Wonder if they did, When I think About You I Touch Myself for the seventh inning stretch?
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youthathletics
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Re: Comedy
A fraudulent intent, however carefully concealed at the outset, will generally, in the end, betray itself.
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Typical Lax Dad
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.....what did the proctologist say?(That’s a foul).
“You lucky I ain’t read wretched yet!”
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....and if that's bad news too, how 'bout the Orthopedic Surgeon?
Vo ein Wille ist, gibt es einen Weg.
Vo ein Wille ist, gibt es einen Weg.
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A fraudulent intent, however carefully concealed at the outset, will generally, in the end, betray itself.
~Livy
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Longtime NFL RB Justin Forsett contemplates a comeback after a rash of NFL injuries.
https://twitter.com/JForsett/status/133 ... 89408?s=20
https://twitter.com/JForsett/status/133 ... 89408?s=20
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As Letterman said "brace yourselves" (Nov 1985)
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
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This POST, not by me, has been on fanlax since Sept. 22nd. Again, NOT my post, and frankly, don't care who posted it. But, YOU should, admin. How did you NOT notice it? Others certainly did and enjoyed the "banned word"Click on this thing at 4:30 and watch the brotha experience Meatloaf, the real niggahh.
This kid is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J5aGWDnJ1Q
Odds on ME landing in jail, or "worse", are pretty good, if "they" want to stay consistant. You know....since, it's me
oligarchy thanks you......same as it evah was