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What is in a name?
Inflation Reduction Act
Just another lie

Nigel wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 1:59 pm What is in a name?
Inflation Reduction Act
Just another lie

USA = 7th lowest inflation rate in the world: https://tradingeconomics.com/country-li ... ation-rate


Thank you Mr Biden!

The most secure house
A bag of cocaine was found
Of course no answers

No one knows a thing
The Secret Service covers
Everyone plays dumb

Sergeant Shultz defense
Repeat that you know nothing
Then divert with Trump

The Guardians of Convention
Say we must void all dissension
The Savior can do no wrong
Tis always the same old song
While the Chosen doth commit perversion

There once was a dunce name of tRumpo
Dude was much dumber than Dumbo
Glued hair to the head
His scalp an empty sea bed
With brains of an armadillo

He fell off his bike
And hit the pavement real hard
It was Putin's fault

Lord Donald knows not sagacity
His sins are only mere "vanity"
tRump whimpers and whines
He's a victim of "woke" crimes
But always in a state of insanity

Joe's on vacation
Wait, didn't he just go on one?
Sleepy needs his rest

tRump well known for his vanity
Speech after speech filled with profanity
He's such a friggin fool
The world being his step stool
Of mindless hate & whimsicality

Graft and bribery
Biden incorporated
Fee is 10 percent

tRump imbecilic
a void in the sea of Truth
loony cult loves him

tRumpy arrested
orange suit fits very well
My Ass Got Arraigned

Influence peddling
Right under Obama's nose
Biden quid pro quo

Brooklyn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 10:18 pm tRumpy arrested (5)
orange suit fits very well (6)
My Ass Got Arraigned (5)

Sorry Brooklyn, the French version of orange has been disallowed. So here's a refresher for you,

What is a haiku?
A haiku is a type of Japanese poem that always uses the same number of syllables in a three-line format:

the first line is five syllables
the second line is seven syllables
the third line is five syllables

Got it? 5/7/5. I know it's hard for you dims to play by the rules.

Nigel wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:52 pm

Brooklyn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 10:18 pm tRumpy arrested (5)
orange suit fits very well (6)
My Ass Got Arraigned (5)

Sorry Brooklyn, the French version of orange has been disallowed. So here's a refresher for you,

What is a haiku?
A haiku is a type of Japanese poem that always uses the same number of syllables in a three-line format:

the first line is five syllables
the second line is seven syllables
the third line is five syllables

Got it? 5/7/5. I know it's hard for you dims to play by the rules.

or range suit fits ve ry well = 7 syllables


By the way, no need to apologize for your limitations. After all, you're a Republican.


Keep trying

Brooklyn wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 10:45 pm Psychotic hate cult (5)
The orange Mussolini (6)
Liars and losers (5)

I will speak slowly (5)
There are strict parameters (7)
It's five seven five (5)

Here's an example,

Kap sucks at QB (5)
That's why he can't get a job (7)
Even as backup (5)

Nigel wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:05 am

Brooklyn wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 10:45 pm Psychotic hate cult (5)
The orange Mussolini (6)
Liars and losers (5)

I will speak slowly (5)
There are strict parameters (7)
It's five seven five (5)

Here's an example,

Kap sucks at QB (5)
That's why he can't get a job (7)
Even as backup (5)

Don't know what part of the world Nigel is from but he's the only guy I've ever seen who thinks orange has only one syllable.