There might be a lot of truth in that post.laxphan16 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:47 pmThis post is epic!jhu06 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:38 pm admin has a strict anti-alumni preference policy. It's against the meritocratic social equity values of the modern Johns Hopkins University to give preference to anyone based on past association with the school. You played here, your wife worked as a nurse saving kids at the hospital, we're not counting that, wouldn't be fair to the princeton educated guy whose great grandfather started a company to profit off union needs during the civil war. Among other qualities the school will seek in a coach are pledges to strictly adhere to the schools committment to sustainability (you best be a paper straw guy instead of a plastic straw guy and reusable grocery bag man), social justice (in the interview they will expect a recruiting plan that includes low income, racial/geographic diversity and a cap on the number of guys named chad), pledge to use inclusive personal pronouns in all forms of communication (this is very important), a plan to work closely with university sportswear partners to ensure the program doesn't wear the same uniform combo twice in a season (and of course that all gear is made of sustainable fair trade materials), ideas on how to foster student academic success that gets more lacrosse players into progressive focused majors and career paths and oh and if you win once in awhile that's ok too.
This thread absolutely needs more sarcasm!
We need someone new who can see the field from a different perspective. I’m thinking a midget.