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Re: JoeTard Haikus

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:00 pm
by Nigel
Commander was mean
Owner's personality
jerk trained that dog

tRumpTard Haikus

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 5:08 pm
by Brooklyn
one dog to another:


Image



:lol: :lol:

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:57 pm
by Nigel
Brandon's next tall tale
Cannibals in New Guinea
Government says false

tRumpReTard Haikus

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 6:36 pm
by Brooklyn
Covid is fake news
Criminal trial begins
BIG conspiracy!

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:43 pm
by Nigel
Poor Uncle Bosie
Woe the Biden misfortune
Irish BBQ

tRump ReichTard Haikus

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:56 pm
by Brooklyn
tRump don't fall asleep
Justice will be served today
Just moan whine and weep


:lol:

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 10:30 pm
by Nigel
Bribem strikes again
Blatant attempt to buy votes
Panderer-in-Chief

tRump ReTard Haikus

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:12 pm
by Brooklyn
One BIG Peach state FAIL
Find me eleven K votes
tRump fckkks up again



:lol:

Re: tRump ReTard Haikus

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 3:15 pm
by Nigel
Brooklyn wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:12 pm One BIG Peach state FAIL
Find me eleven K votes
tRump fckkks up again



:lol:
What is a 'K' vote?

I ask because 'thousand' doesn't configure to the syllable requirements of the haiku. But of course you know this...

Re: tRump ReTard Haikus

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 3:58 pm
by Brooklyn
Nigel wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 3:15 pm
Brooklyn wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:12 pm One BIG Peach state FAIL
Find me eleven K votes
tRump fckkks up again



:lol:
What is a 'K' vote?

I ask because 'thousand' doesn't configure to the syllable requirements of the haiku. But of course you know this...


Not that you're correct but if you can continue to make things up, so I can I. :lol: :lol:

As for your hero Donald Dump,

LOCK HIM UP!!!

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:59 pm
by Nigel
Non-Bidenary
It's how I identify
Mentally stable

Donny is ReTard Haikus

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:35 pm
by Brooklyn
Dangerous Donny
On drugs falls asleep again
Truly demented


Image


:lol: :lol:

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 1:00 pm
by Nigel
Dog ate my homework
Cannibals ate my uncle
Lying his whole life

tRumpReTard Haikus

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 2:14 pm
by Brooklyn
Crazed liar in chief
Said only one word of TRUTH
One and all HATE me


:lol: :lol:

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 12:56 pm
by Nigel
What's Bidenomics
The cost for voting stupid
But no more mean tweets

tRumpReTard Haikus

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 2:18 pm
by Brooklyn
Unlike tRump stoopid
Fifteen mill new jobs - HOORAY!
Vote Biden Vote Smart.


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Re: JoeTard Haikus

Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 10:42 am
by Nigel
Soul of the nation
How's that going for Brandon
Asleep at the wheel

tRumpTard Haikus

Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 1:13 pm
by Brooklyn
MAGA Six Six Six
Anti America TRASH
tRump asleep in court

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Posted: Thu May 02, 2024 7:35 pm
by Nigel
Title IX rewrite
Brandon ignores the science
XX ain't XY

tRumpTard Haikus

Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 10:01 am
by Brooklyn
Donald fart master
Cover your nose Jury folks!
Sure makes a BIG mess



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