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Heaven sent Healer
King of the Repukeblicons
The ONE the Chosen!
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A thread for JoeTard
The title always returns
Stays JoeTard Haikus
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I did speak the TRUTH
Oh that fake news media
Trust me forever.
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Money laundering
Lots of influence peddling
Plus tax evasion

Coke in the White House
Documents in the garage
A senile old fool
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Nigel wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 10:11 pm Money laundering
Lots of influence peddling
Plus tax evasion

Coke in the White House
Documents in the garage
A senile old fool



Wait. Your title is mislabelled ~ those things are more appropriate for your hero tRump. :lol:
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Christmas stocking time
Six or seven grandchildren?
Zero stockings hung
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Winner is greatest
Fake news soils the atmosphere
WOOO all that winning!



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Poll numbers are low
A modern president low
Joe Brandon Biden
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White House white Christmas?
Only if Hunter shows up,
with his bag of coke
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Big headlines today
tRump sez U S goes to Hell
Dump has real bad smell


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Big headlines today
Joe says everything is good
Save prices and peace
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Low unemployment
Unlike the Fool before him
U S A SUCCESS!



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If it ends in 'day'
then Joe is on vacation
Hard work ain't his thing
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Ain't got time to golf
tRump permanent vacation
four more wasted years ...


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Plagiarism lives
Biden can relate to that
Birds of a feather
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malodorous smell!
tRump cries of big massive dumps
tRump means fart to Brits



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See the new movie?
It stars sleepy Joe Biden
It's called Old Smeller
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St Donald is PROUD
Honors Franklin ideas
Don Loves Fart Proudly



:lol: https://www.wheelersburg.net/Downloads/Franklin3.pdf :lol:
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The Houthis attack
Joe's weakass "don't" didn't scare them
Gave Joe the finger
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St Donald ponders
Will I have to pick up soap?
St Donald now whines
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