JoeTard Haikus

Hamsterdam is FanLax's Brown Paper Bag. A Forum frequented by people with language and behavioral issues.
Post Reply
User avatar
Brooklyn
Posts: 10215
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:16 am
Location: St Paul, Minnesota

tRumpReTard Haikus

Post by Brooklyn »

Hannibal Lecter
tRump cognitively impaired
Real stories he says


:lol:
It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

Charles Francis "Socker" Coe, Esq
Top
User avatar
Nigel
Posts: 1555
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:43 pm
Location: Squatney District

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Post by Nigel »

Hail Joe, he's our man
That was the pre-debate vibe
Then the coup was on
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
Top
User avatar
Brooklyn
Posts: 10215
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:16 am
Location: St Paul, Minnesota

Repukes are ReTards Haikus

Post by Brooklyn »

First it was a "steal"
Designed to keep those Dems in
Now it is a "coup". :lol:
It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

Charles Francis "Socker" Coe, Esq
Top
User avatar
Nigel
Posts: 1555
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:43 pm
Location: Squatney District

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Post by Nigel »

Hell no, I won't go
I'm gonna run and will win
The quick fall of Joe

Just like on his bike
Or using the mobile stairs
Fell out of the race
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
Top
User avatar
Brooklyn
Posts: 10215
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:16 am
Location: St Paul, Minnesota

tRumpReTard Haikus

Post by Brooklyn »

Harris takes poll lead
tRump chumps in a big panic
Some good times ahead :!:
It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

Charles Francis "Socker" Coe, Esq
Top
User avatar
Nigel
Posts: 1555
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:43 pm
Location: Squatney District

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Post by Nigel »

He's a lame duck prez
Joe will work even less now
Hardly worked before
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
Top
User avatar
Brooklyn
Posts: 10215
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:16 am
Location: St Paul, Minnesota

tRumpReTard Haikus

Post by Brooklyn »

re Summer 2020:



Dump's lies continue
tRump called in National Guard
Ha! Pants on fire.
It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

Charles Francis "Socker" Coe, Esq
Top
User avatar
Nigel
Posts: 1555
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:43 pm
Location: Squatney District

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Post by Nigel »

Hulkster goes for Trump
He's a true American
Kinda like Stone Cold

Image
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
Top
User avatar
Brooklyn
Posts: 10215
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:16 am
Location: St Paul, Minnesota

tRumpReTard Haikus

Post by Brooklyn »

tRump as summer soldier:


Image


impressive hair piece


:lol:
It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

Charles Francis "Socker" Coe, Esq
Top
User avatar
Nigel
Posts: 1555
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:43 pm
Location: Squatney District

Re: tRumpReTard Haikus

Post by Nigel »

Brooklyn wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2024 12:58 pm tRump as summer soldier:


Image


impressive hair piece

Real weak applesauce
A random pic, call it Trump
Stupid, not surprised
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
Top
User avatar
Brooklyn
Posts: 10215
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:16 am
Location: St Paul, Minnesota

Re: tRumpReTard Haikus

Post by Brooklyn »

Nigel wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2024 11:51 pm
Brooklyn wrote: ↑Sun Jul 28, 2024 12:58 pm tRump as summer soldier:


Image


impressive hair piece

Real weak applesauce
A random pic, call it Trump
Stupid, not surprised




um, tRump wannabe ~ it's all about the hair piece both of whom are known for their fake hair you pendejo -- I guess that went over your head :lol:
It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

Charles Francis "Socker" Coe, Esq
Top
User avatar
Nigel
Posts: 1555
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:43 pm
Location: Squatney District

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Post by Nigel »

Cute Mexican slang
But it doesn't fit the thread
Here's a reminder

A thread for haikus
Specifically JoeTard
Hence JoeTard Haikus
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
Top
User avatar
Brooklyn
Posts: 10215
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:16 am
Location: St Paul, Minnesota

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Post by Brooklyn »

it's Hamsterdam(n) :lol:
It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

Charles Francis "Socker" Coe, Esq
Top
User avatar
Nigel
Posts: 1555
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:43 pm
Location: Squatney District

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Post by Nigel »

Joe on Mt Rushmore
Maybe on a urinal cake
Squirt on FJB

Image
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
Top
User avatar
Brooklyn
Posts: 10215
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:16 am
Location: St Paul, Minnesota

trumpTard Haikus

Post by Brooklyn »

Image


Pukes all pumped 'bout tRump
He's the Toilet Bowl Special
tRump is da BIG SH!T



:lol: :lol: :lol:
It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

Charles Francis "Socker" Coe, Esq
Top
User avatar
Nigel
Posts: 1555
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:43 pm
Location: Squatney District

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Post by Nigel »

Joe's CHNV
As fraudulent as Brandon
Democracy threat
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
Top
User avatar
Brooklyn
Posts: 10215
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:16 am
Location: St Paul, Minnesota

tRumpReTard Haikus

Post by Brooklyn »

Donny the Chosen
God's one true Lord Messiah
Won't certify vote
It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

Charles Francis "Socker" Coe, Esq
Top
User avatar
Nigel
Posts: 1555
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:43 pm
Location: Squatney District

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Post by Nigel »

Headline says it all
Dozens on terror watch list
Welcomed by Xiden
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
Top
User avatar
Brooklyn
Posts: 10215
Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:16 am
Location: St Paul, Minnesota

tRumpTard Haikus

Post by Brooklyn »

^ lol -- I'd like to see you prove that ~ haha, you're likelier to find "proof" of WMD :lol:
It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

Charles Francis "Socker" Coe, Esq
Top
User avatar
Nigel
Posts: 1555
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:43 pm
Location: Squatney District

Re: JoeTard Haikus

Post by Nigel »

Real tough week for Joe
Meet with the Texas Rangers
Yeah, that's about it
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “HAMSTERDAM”