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Back and forth from France
All on the taxpayer's dime
Support the crackhead
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No time for golf game
Oh no not me too busy
Endless tee time days


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Joe must be so proud
Maybe better parenting
Something about soap
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Who is better Dad?
tRump was convicted of crimes
Unlike Joe Biden

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Guns and coke and hoes
Influence peddling as well
All to get Joe paid
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Nigel wrote: ↑Wed Jun 12, 2024 4:17 pm Guns and coke and hoes
Influence peddling as well
All to get Joe paid


Guns and coke and hoes
Influence peddling as well
All to get tRump paid



fixed it fer ya, pal as you clearly had your hero tRump in mind when you dreamed this up :lol:
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No need to fix it
It was already correct
Sorry, truth hurts, pal
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Nigel wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2024 3:01 pm No need to fix it
It was already correct
Sorry, truth hurts, pal

yeah like he's on trial in so many states instead of your hero :lol:
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Joe the Wanderer
Witness the sad state of him
Who's supervising?
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No teleprompter
tRump then goes incoherent
I just want your vote




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BWyqFQ9w3Y
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It's now the G6
Because Brandon wandered off
Missing Mitterrand
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Tsk, tsk, what a mess;
These two Dolts for The Oval.
How did we get here?
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If Trump was smarter;
Let Frail Joe Debate prattle,
Uninterrupted.
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Debates will change zilch;
Bidens will vote for Biden,
Trumpers will vote Trump.
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Lunatic ravings
"I have so many black friends"
Psychotic racist
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Another dead girl
Murdered by an illegal
All because of Joe
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CATO knows the TRUTH
More migrants released by tRump
And you know it too




https://www.cato.org/blog/new-data-show ... rump-biden
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Open border Joe
Ruining the USA
Obama's stooly
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Covid killing tRump
Turkey butt is a big chump
Traitor takes a dump
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The World's snickering
At Biden Harris Blinken.
Need Trump Strikes Fear back.
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