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Commander was mean
Owner's personality
jerk trained that dog
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one dog to another:


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Brandon's next tall tale
Cannibals in New Guinea
Government says false
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Covid is fake news
Criminal trial begins
BIG conspiracy!
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Poor Uncle Bosie
Woe the Biden misfortune
Irish BBQ
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tRump don't fall asleep
Justice will be served today
Just moan whine and weep


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Bribem strikes again
Blatant attempt to buy votes
Panderer-in-Chief
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One BIG Peach state FAIL
Find me eleven K votes
tRump fckkks up again



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Brooklyn wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:12 pm One BIG Peach state FAIL
Find me eleven K votes
tRump fckkks up again



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What is a 'K' vote?

I ask because 'thousand' doesn't configure to the syllable requirements of the haiku. But of course you know this...
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Nigel wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 3:15 pm
Brooklyn wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:12 pm One BIG Peach state FAIL
Find me eleven K votes
tRump fckkks up again



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What is a 'K' vote?

I ask because 'thousand' doesn't configure to the syllable requirements of the haiku. But of course you know this...


Not that you're correct but if you can continue to make things up, so I can I. :lol: :lol:

As for your hero Donald Dump,

LOCK HIM UP!!!
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Non-Bidenary
It's how I identify
Mentally stable
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Dangerous Donny
On drugs falls asleep again
Truly demented


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Dog ate my homework
Cannibals ate my uncle
Lying his whole life
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Crazed liar in chief
Said only one word of TRUTH
One and all HATE me


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What's Bidenomics
The cost for voting stupid
But no more mean tweets
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Unlike tRump stoopid
Fifteen mill new jobs - HOORAY!
Vote Biden Vote Smart.


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Soul of the nation
How's that going for Brandon
Asleep at the wheel
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MAGA Six Six Six
Anti America TRASH
tRump asleep in court
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