Memorable Lines from Movies

[Cletus]

Husband and wife arguing after he catches her coming out of his friend's apartment building.


Wife - "This isn't about sex."

Husband - "It's always about sex. Everything's about sex. The economy's about sex."


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"The Argus is not a tabloid."

"There are no papers that are not tabloids."

[Cletus]

"You know, I seen a school of sharks tear a boat to pieces like it was made of cardboard because some kid threw a band-aid in the water."

[Nigel]

"God d#mn army" - M*A*S*H*

[Cletus]

"Well, I guess I'm gonna strike you as being the unrefined type, huh?"

[Cletus]

"Well, I guess I'm gonna strike you as being the unrefined type, huh?"

"Eunice get the police?"

"Nah, she's gettin a drink at the Four Deuces."

[Cletus]

“You don’t look like an FBI agent to me.”

“Yeah—well you don’t look like a duke to me.”

[Cletus]

“I know Walsh, he won’t take any money from me, he’s a very self righteous type of guy, it aggravates me!”

[Cletus]

“I know Walsh, he won’t take any money from me, he’s a very self righteous type of guy, it aggravates me!”

“This thing is gonna give me a heart attack before it’s all over. I know I’m gonna get a heart attack.”

[Cletus]

“I know Walsh, he won’t take any money from me, he’s a very self righteous type of guy, it aggravates me!”

“This thing is gonna give me a heart attack before it’s all over. I know I’m gonna get a heart attack.”

"I told you I had money."

"I know you had money--I didn't know you had money."

[Cletus]

“Look at that, Larry—they can catch.”
“Feisty sons of b*tches, ain’t they?”
“Wish they could tackle.”
“Or do something useful. Team wasn’t worth kiss my a*s this year.”

[Cletus]

"While one side was being neglected, the other was in paradise watching our Bulls play like Big Leaguers. We swept a four game series with Kingston, back-to-back doubleheaders with Winston-Salem, and kicked the holy sh*t out of Greensboro in a three game series."

--Annie Savoy

[Cletus]

"Hey, didn't you hear what she said the first time?"

"Certainly I heard what she said. I'm only standing a foot away--how could I possibly miss it?"

[Cletus]

"Hey, didn't you hear what she said the first time?"

"Certainly I heard what she said. I'm only standing a foot away--how could I possibly miss it?"

"I didn't know they allowed teddy bears on the beach."

"I didn't see any signs."

[Cletus]

“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of 'em got smarts real good--like me.”

[Cletus]

[Nigel]

"What the hell we supposed to do, ya moron?" - Stork

[Farfromgeneva]

Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... [drops one of the tablets] Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

Count De Monet: I have come on the most urgent of business. It is said that the people are revolting!
King Louis: You said it; they stink on ice.

Madame Defarge: We are so poor, we don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!
Peasant Man: Yeah she's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Honh, honh, honh!

[Brooklyn]

This will surprise many fans of the Three Stooges ~ Curly Howard's Normal Speaking Voice:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvAU_cq8e7Y



His natural voice was far deeper than you might think. He had incredible voice range in addition to his many talents as comedian, ball room dancer, and actor.

[OuttaNowhereWregget]

This will surprise many fans of the Three Stooges ~ Curly Howard's Normal Speaking Voice:
His natural voice was far deeper than you might think. He had incredible voice range in addition to his many talents as comedian, ball room dancer, and actor.

He was amazingly light on his feet.

[OuttaNowhereWregget]

"Do they teach lawyers to apologize? Because you suck at it."