THE 2019 Hopkins Lacrosse Fallout Shelter (44, we want more!)

[WOMBAT, Mod Emeritus]

Kraft keeps buying the NC$$ to get FFs played too far north.

Maybe this will screw that up. Doubt he has to sell the team, but the human trafficking part of this is bad:

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I was hoping for a headline of:

BONER OF THE PATRIOTS

Oh well. Probably the best I saw was:

SIX RINGS TO SEX RINGS

I hope this somehow leads to no more FFs in Foxborough/Foxboro.

Not that Hopkins will even sniff another FF, but still.

Schadenfreude!!!

[runrussellrun]

Kraft keeps buying the NC$$ to get FFs played too far north.

Maybe this will screw that up. Doubt he has to sell the team, but the human trafficking part of this is bad:

94B774B8-984C-4095-9674-0358F65ADD42.jpeg

I was hoping for a headline of:

BONER OF THE PATRIOTS

Oh well. Probably the best I saw was:

SIX RINGS TO SEX RINGS

I hope this somehow leads to no more FFs in Foxborough/Foxboro.

Not that Hopkins will even sniff another FF, but still.

Schadenfreude!!!

Not sure what this has to do with the best program, along with Dinty Moore's Johnies teams, in the history of MENS college lacrosse.

But, Bill Bellychick is going to be at the game today. He and Stevie love Petro. They all have the same "jewler"

[WOMBAT, Mod Emeritus]

There are many Patriots-BJ connections.

[HopFan16]

There's a video on the team's Instagram of pregame warmups on the Kenan stadium field. It looks totally unplayable. It's pure slush and mud. It's underwater. A truly heinous playing surface. I can't believe this game hasn't been moved.

Screenshot doesn't really do it justice. You really have to see the video. Here's a Hopkins defenseman standing in a lake.

[HopFan16]

There's a video on the team's Instagram of pregame warmups on the Kenan stadium field. It looks totally unplayable. It's pure slush and mud. It's underwater. A truly heinous playing surface. I can't believe this game hasn't been moved.

Screenshot doesn't really do it justice. You really have to see the video. Here's a Hopkins defenseman standing in a lake.

And the goal crease:

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What a shame. They had days to prepare for this.

[primitiveskills]

Epstein is the best riding attackman we've had in a long time

[Drcthru]

I had to turn the sound off on ESPN. Can't listen to these morons.

[DMac]

Is "clearances" a word in lacrosse?

[jhu06]

strong defensive effort negated by terrible turnovers and shooting again from cole, connor and forry.

[flalax22]

This offense remains anemic. Cole is a disaster right now. Concannon is on a milk carton along with the rest of the munchkin middies. Same lineup every week. Same results.

[Hoponboard]

6 on 6 offense has been nonexistent since midway through 1st qtr. Doesn’t help to have subpar goal tending.

How that Rowlett cheap shot on Kuhn was not an unreleasable penalty is beyond me.

[laxpert]

Last time I saw a game played in these conditions players were wearing bucket Bacharach Rasin sans center bar and using woodies.

[HopFan16]

6 on 6 offense has been nonexistent since midway through 1st qtr. Doesn’t help to have subpar goal tending.

How that Rowlett cheap shot on Kuhn was not an unreleasable penalty is beyond me.

Kid's a scumbag.

Why isn't Epstein handling the ball on every possession? Good things happen when the ball is in his stick.

This field is a goddamn nightmare.

[primitiveskills]

Same garbage on offense. Every possession should run through Epstein, and we need to give some other Ms a chance.

[primitiveskills]

These early slides from the crease without rotation. Like watching 4th graders.

[primitiveskills]

Wow. Cook should be gone for that.

[HopFan16]

Penalty on DeSimone is AWFUL. What are the refs doing my god

[PeteStreet]

Is "clearances" a word in lacrosse?

Not any more than "Attacker"

These announcers are just horrible...

[primitiveskills]

Big win.

[HopFan16]

What a joke this game was played on that field. UNC athletic department should be ashamed.

Big boy athletes on UNC looked like middle schoolers today. No heart from that team. Just thuggery.

An improved effort from our defense. Obviously lots of work left to do. But this was better. The field certainly was a factor on that, but a win's a win. We're in the column. We're onto Princeton.