Memorable Lines from Movies

[Cletus]

Mr. Rose to Homer:

"That's Vernon. Best stay away from him till he gets to know you better. Then you best stay away from him even more."

[Cletus]

"Don't you call me that! You little tin weasel peckerwood loony's son!"

[Cletus]

"Listen--strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"Be quiet!"

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just cuz some watery tart threw a sword at you."

"Shut UP!"

"If I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

Shut up! Will you shut UP!!

[Cletus]

Chuck recording on Bill's tape recorder:

"Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to shut UP!! "

[Cletus]

"Oh, it looks like a political meeting but smells more like Klan to me--with or without the halloween costumes."

[Oldbarndog]

"That boy is a P-I-G. Pig."

"See if you can guess what I am now. A zit. Get it?

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"That was Eric Stratton, Rush Commitee Chair and he was damn glad to meet you!"

[Cletus]

Otto - "So the old lady's gonna mmmmmmmeet with an accident, eh Ka-Ka-Ka-Ken?"

[youthathletics]

“Kids, 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery”

[Cletus]

“Well, it’s a mess, ain’t it sheriff?”

“If it ain’t, it’ll do till the mess gets here.”

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“Can I freshen that there for you, sheriff?”

“Yeah, Maureen, you better had.”

[Cletus]

“We’re starving and you’re buying cigarettes?”

[Farfromgeneva]

"That boy is a P-I-G. Pig."

"See if you can guess what I am now. A zit. Get it?

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"That was Eric Stratton, Rush Commitee Chair and he was damn glad to meet you!"

I mean if we’re going animal house is there a better situational line than “oh boy I hope I score! Oh boy Oh Boy!”

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Though I do love me and often whenever I can utilize “do you mind if we dance wit yo dates?

Why no, not at all! Go right ahead!”

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[Cletus]

"Prison taught him the false smile, the rubbed hands of hypocrisy, the fawning, greased obsequious leer."

[Oldbarndog]

“Well, it’s a mess, ain’t it sheriff?”

“If it ain’t, it’ll do till the mess gets here.”

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“Can I freshen that there for you, sheriff?”

“Yeah, Maureen, you better had.”

"Signs and wonders. Hell I think once you stop "Sir" and "Mam", the rest is sure to foller"

[Nigel]

Cool Hand Luke

[Kismet]

"That boy is a P-I-G. Pig."

"See if you can guess what I am now. A zit. Get it?

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"That was Eric Stratton, Rush Commitee Chair and he was damn glad to meet you!"

Best line of all from this film - as Flounder looks at his brother's wrecked Lincoln Continental....Stratton tells him

"You effed up. You trusted us!"

[Oldbarndog]

"Five years of college down the drain, might as well join the f'ing Peace Corps.

[Cletus]

“You will report to the stable tonight and every night at nineteen hundred hours AND WITHOUT THAT PLEDGE PIN!!!”

[Farfromgeneva]

"That boy is a P-I-G. Pig."

"See if you can guess what I am now. A zit. Get it?

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"That was Eric Stratton, Rush Commitee Chair and he was damn glad to meet you!"

Best line of all from this film - as Flounder looks at his brother's wrecked Lincoln Continental....Stratton tells him

"You effed up. You trusted us!"

Eric Stratton is my hero.

[richard]

“ Work work work work work.”

[Cletus]

"I had better food at the ball game, you know. I tell'ya, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hittin' it."

"Look at that one. Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."