Groucho to Harpo
"You're a brave man! Go, and break through the lines, and remember while you're out there risking life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in here thinking what a sucker you are!"
Memorable Lines from Movies
Somebody up there likes me
-- Hey, says here I'm a promising young middleweight, how 'bout that?
-- Everybody who is young is promising. The world should sue the young for breach of promise.
-- Everybody who is young is promising. The world should sue the young for breach of promise.
Re: Animal House
"Oh no, don't worry, just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth."
Once upon a time in Hollywood
"Eff YOU Katie! Sorry I don't know the name of every fascist on TV in the 50's!"
Re: Memorable Lines from Movies
"So you're telling me there's a chance" - Dumb and Dumber
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
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Re: Memorable Lines from Movies
Her dad was a longtime Hobart professor.
Same sword they knight you they gon' good night you with
Thats' only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, Malcolm
See Jesus, Judas; Caesar, Brutus
See success is like suicide
Thats' only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, Malcolm
See Jesus, Judas; Caesar, Brutus
See success is like suicide
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"You just keep thinking, Butch. That's what you're good at."
Paper Moon
Mose - "I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is--scruples?"
Addie - "No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em you can sure bet they belong to somebody else!"
Addie - "No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em you can sure bet they belong to somebody else!"
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Re: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
" Think you used enough dynamite there Butch "
" Idiots, I got idiots on my team"
"Dear Naps. Sorry I was such a jerk to you when I was a kid"
Goodfellas
"Maybe you didn't hear about it, you been away long time they didn't go up there and tell ya--I don't shine shoes anymore."
Re: Memorable Lines from Movies
"It's good to be the King" - Mel Brooks
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
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Hump or death. Time is running out. Hump death! Hump death! Hump death!
Or my absolute favorite from that one, while Hines is talking to himself: Easy widus. You people don’t know the value!” (Referring to the wacky weedus, Roman red field he found)
In the first minute of this clip
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ccuFDNDFwA8
Same sword they knight you they gon' good night you with
Thats' only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, Malcolm
See Jesus, Judas; Caesar, Brutus
See success is like suicide
Thats' only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, Malcolm
See Jesus, Judas; Caesar, Brutus
See success is like suicide
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Or same clip Prior - “Everything is so Green!”
Same sword they knight you they gon' good night you with
Thats' only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, Malcolm
See Jesus, Judas; Caesar, Brutus
See success is like suicide
Thats' only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, Malcolm
See Jesus, Judas; Caesar, Brutus
See success is like suicide
Django Unchained
Django - "Now--all you black folks, I suggest you get away from all these white folks."
"The D is silent, hillbilly."
"The D is silent, hillbilly."
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Say goodbye to Mammy.
Goodbye mammy.
Goodbye mammy.
Same sword they knight you they gon' good night you with
Thats' only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, Malcolm
See Jesus, Judas; Caesar, Brutus
See success is like suicide
Thats' only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, Malcolm
See Jesus, Judas; Caesar, Brutus
See success is like suicide
Django Unchained
Dr. Schultz - “Now, if you could keep your caterwauling down to a minimum, I’d like to finish my line of inquiry with young Django here.”
Django Unchained
Dr. Schultz - “What’s everybody staring at?”
Django - “They ain’t never seen no (brother) on no horse before.”
Django - “They ain’t never seen no (brother) on no horse before.”
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Seven Psychopaths
A low key favorite of mine here's a few I stole, not all in same scene but cut from parts:
Hans:
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, I believe that wholeheartedly.
Billy:
No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. Hows the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left, who's still got one eye! All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong, it's just that nobody's got the balls to come right out and say it.
[from trailer]
Hans:
F*** the cops! F*** them! No f***ing cops!
Zachariah:
You didn't think I was what? Serious? You think I'm not serious just because I carry a rabbit?
Billy:
How's the Seven Psychopaths coming, Marty?
Marty:
Slow, slow. I've got the title, y'know... just haven't been able to come up with all the psychopaths yet.
Billy:
How many you got?
Marty:
One. And he ain't really much of a psychopath. He's more of a... kind of a Buddhist.
Billy:
A Buddhist?
Marty:
Yeah, I'm sick of all these stereotypical Hollywood murderer scumbag type psychopath movies. I don't want it to be one more film about guys with guns in their hands. I want it... overall... to be about love... and peace. But it still has to be about these seven psychopaths, so this Buddhist psychopath, he... he doesn't believe in violence. I don't know what the f*** he's going to do in the movie.
Billy:
You can't let the animals die in a movie... only the women.
Charlie:
Should've brought that gun along, buddy.
Marty:
I don't believe in them.
Charlie:
In guns? You don't believe in guns? They ain't f***ing leprechauns, you dumb Mick.
Billy:
Marty, you alcoholic f***ing bastard.
Hans:
Yeah, you might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is the way you're gonna behave.
Marty:
If this is the way I'm gonna... This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us. And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate. And you motherf***ers are telling me to behave?
Hans:
Marty, I've been reading your movie. Your women characters are awful. None of them have anything to say for themselves. And most of them get either shot or stabbed to death within five minutes. And the ones that don't probably will later on.
Marty:
Well, it's a hard world for women. I guess that's what I'm trying to say.
Hans:
Yeah, it's a hard world for women, but most of the ones I know can string a sentence together
Zachariah:
When you use my story in your movie, I'd like you to put a little message up there at the end. I want you to tell her that I miss her. And I love her. And I should have helped her kill that hippie.
Myra:
When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?
Hans:
I'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years. Myra, where am I gonna get a job?
Myra:
Government.
Hans:
Government? "A job that ain't just stealing from folks"? Government?
Hans:
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, I believe that wholeheartedly.
Billy:
No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. Hows the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left, who's still got one eye! All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong, it's just that nobody's got the balls to come right out and say it.
[from trailer]
Hans:
F*** the cops! F*** them! No f***ing cops!
Zachariah:
You didn't think I was what? Serious? You think I'm not serious just because I carry a rabbit?
Billy:
How's the Seven Psychopaths coming, Marty?
Marty:
Slow, slow. I've got the title, y'know... just haven't been able to come up with all the psychopaths yet.
Billy:
How many you got?
Marty:
One. And he ain't really much of a psychopath. He's more of a... kind of a Buddhist.
Billy:
A Buddhist?
Marty:
Yeah, I'm sick of all these stereotypical Hollywood murderer scumbag type psychopath movies. I don't want it to be one more film about guys with guns in their hands. I want it... overall... to be about love... and peace. But it still has to be about these seven psychopaths, so this Buddhist psychopath, he... he doesn't believe in violence. I don't know what the f*** he's going to do in the movie.
Billy:
You can't let the animals die in a movie... only the women.
Charlie:
Should've brought that gun along, buddy.
Marty:
I don't believe in them.
Charlie:
In guns? You don't believe in guns? They ain't f***ing leprechauns, you dumb Mick.
Billy:
Marty, you alcoholic f***ing bastard.
Hans:
Yeah, you might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is the way you're gonna behave.
Marty:
If this is the way I'm gonna... This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us. And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate. And you motherf***ers are telling me to behave?
Hans:
Marty, I've been reading your movie. Your women characters are awful. None of them have anything to say for themselves. And most of them get either shot or stabbed to death within five minutes. And the ones that don't probably will later on.
Marty:
Well, it's a hard world for women. I guess that's what I'm trying to say.
Hans:
Yeah, it's a hard world for women, but most of the ones I know can string a sentence together
Zachariah:
When you use my story in your movie, I'd like you to put a little message up there at the end. I want you to tell her that I miss her. And I love her. And I should have helped her kill that hippie.
Myra:
When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?
Hans:
I'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years. Myra, where am I gonna get a job?
Myra:
Government.
Hans:
Government? "A job that ain't just stealing from folks"? Government?
Same sword they knight you they gon' good night you with
Thats' only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, Malcolm
See Jesus, Judas; Caesar, Brutus
See success is like suicide
Thats' only half if they like you
That ain't even the half what they might do
Don't believe me, ask Michael
See Martin, Malcolm
See Jesus, Judas; Caesar, Brutus
See success is like suicide