If I was Paul Rabil…

  1. Ping Corners – There is no question.  The first thing I would do is grab a stick and ping some upper corners…. like Paul Rabil.
  2. Garb – I’d buy looser fitting garb.  Even with my new minimal body fat body, I prefer looser fitting clothes.
  3. PLL – I’d make one PLL change.  This weekend, the PLL launches in Boston.  (Then they go to New York, Chicago, Baltimore, etc.)  So I wouldn’t have a lot of time but… I’d change the teams.  Currently, there are six teams: Atlas, Archers, Chaos, Chrome, Redwoods, and Whipsnakes.  I’d throw out these teams and set the teams and rosters based on some commonality between the players.  So, a game might be Syracuse vs. Johns Hopkins and the majority of players on each team would be former Syracuse and Johns Hopkins players.  Similarly, another game might be Orange vs. Blue where former players from Syracuse, UVA, and Hobart would play against former players from Johns Hopkins, North Carolina, and another blue team.  Another game could be Baltimore vs. Long Island based on where the players went to HS.  ACC vs. Ivy.   etc.  And I’d make sure the jerseys and associated swag matched these teams and was cool.  I wouldn’t buy a Whipsnakes t-shirt.  I would buy a Burnt Orange t-shirt that incorporates SU, UVA, and Hobart into the logo.

Then I’d go back to pinging upper corners.