LaxPower Back-Up Stick

JoeTard fall on face
Hyperinflation is here
Hunter white trash

Europe Ww3
Insolvent banking sector
Petroleum gone

How's the weather dad
We are working on a deal
Don't forget my cut

Hey Dad can you listen
Big guy is now in the room
pay up sucka or else

Let's call the Big Guy
We can use offshore accounts
No one will find out

Better to have a tRump Limerick:


There once was a crook name of tRump
He used the world as a big stump
He lied and he cried
He always did whine
Cause he turned out to be a big CHUMP

The dog is smarter
But we need him on the Board
Because of his dad

Oh what a tale he's woven
Sir Donald says he's Chosen
This really ain't so strange
For he is so deranged
This due to mental erosion

I like to grand stand
And no my name is not trump
Brooklyn here, eatin some pie.

Sir Donald's a pr'ck
Denial won't do the trick
Unlike many a man
He's got very small hands
And an even smaller d'ck

My son is so smart
Ignore the drugs and the whores
He's made us all rich

They say Sir Donald's a wit
Some folks say he's really a hit
Contrary to this
He is really amiss
Cause he's totally full of sh't.

please feel my hairy legs
while I caress and sniff your hair
hand settles along your breast

Spare the rod + spoil the child
Leave him be + he'll grow wild
tRump says he's Messiah
Who brooks no pariah
But he's nothing more than a massive dog pile

How many grandkids
Is it six or now seven
Joe and Jill are frauds

tRump sez he's a man of high class
One who'd never stoop to be crass
While he laughs at his jokes
After taking some tokes
At bottom, he's a pain in the ass

Where the hell am I
Hunter’s cocaine is in White House library
Let’s indict trump once again

tRump says RINOS & Dems are all woke
This due to cannabis smoke
While he barked and he wept
He's been morally swept
Cause he's dumb & so mentally broke

Plagerized at 'Cuse
Openly lied about it
Still lying today

Nigel wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 10:06 am Plagerized at 'Cuse
Openly lied about it
Still lying today

NOTE: ꧁༺Brooklyn ༻꧂ hereby relinquishes all copyrights to the Limericks posted above.
Henceforth and forever more, they shall be ＰＵＢＬＩＣ ＤＯＭＡＩＮ.

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