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Gratuitous no
Fact is Joe took documents
Doing it for years
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Smirnov paid liar
Informant lies about bribes
As always FAKE NEWS
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What Joe always says
My staff is responsible
Shifting blame for years
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Covid on tRumps watch
I am NOT responsible
Let all of them DIE
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Bribem cancels debt
AKA more vote buying
Cancellor-in-Chief
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Going to jail soon
More new trials guilty as charged
Get that vaseline!
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Trump has gold sneakers
What shoe represents Brandon
No doubt a clown shoe
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Ego driven tRump
Fox says sneakers win black votes
Each one over priced
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'Real Racists' said Joe
Was mentored by Robert Byrd
Racial Jungle Joe
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I am not racist
It aint me but all else are
Hates shtt hole countries
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A death in Georgia
Due to one of Joe's 'migrants'
Blood on Brandon's hands

Perfect example
Killer was from a shthole
Brandon let him in

Wide open borders
Joe had a hand in her death
no if, ands, or buts

How can Brandon sleep
Knowing that he is at fault
And responsible

Take a victory lap
Joe's policy caused her death
He should be so proud
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Dump brings in Covid
Millions of deaths thanks to tRump
Death be not so proud
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It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

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Start a nursery rhyme thread for that. I'm sure it'll flourish.

Winter Break for Joe
A trip to East Palestine
Just a year too late
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Nigel wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2024 9:30 pm Start a nursery rhyme thread for that. I'm sure it'll flourish.


You might say we have something like that already:

viewtopic.php?t=691
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Spring Break trip for Joe
The Texas border is nice
Act as if he cares
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two hands for coffee
slurry speech orangey skin
is so delicate
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Vacuum cleaner broke
Attached a Biden sticker
Now it sucks again
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Won Minnesota
No we did not quite make it
Lost Minnesota
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It's the Biden Lift
Selling out America
10% for Joe
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