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Brooklyn wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:40 pm World of fakery (5)
I'm a stable Genius (6)
Lord Donny the King (5)
Buzzer! Typical Dim following the 'rules for thee, not for me' edict. Doesn't fly here Brooklyn. Hence,

Your haiku has failed (5)
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Nigel wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 6:15 pm
Brooklyn wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:40 pm World of fakery (5)
I'm a stable Genius (6)
Lord Donny the King (5)
Buzzer! Typical Dim following the 'rules for thee, not for me' edict. Doesn't fly here Brooklyn. Hence,

Your haiku has failed (5)
You don't seem to understand (7)
Brooklyn's grade is F (5)


I'm
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sta
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ge
ni
us



https://www.wordhelp.com/syllables/english/?q=genius

genius = 3 syllables


Keep trying.
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Nigel, like so many of his fellow right wingers:



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FAIL!
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Brooklyn wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 8:20 pm
Nigel wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 6:15 pm
Brooklyn wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:40 pm World of fakery (5)
I'm a stable Genius (6)
Lord Donny the King (5)
Buzzer! Typical Dim following the 'rules for thee, not for me' edict. Doesn't fly here Brooklyn. Hence,

Your haiku has failed (5)
You don't seem to understand (7)
Brooklyn's grade is F (5)


I'm
a
sta
ble
ge
ni
us



https://www.wordhelp.com/syllables/english/?q=genius

genius = 3 syllables


Keep trying.
Still smoking too much dope Brooks? Or maybe too much sun at the social justice protest this weekend? Affecting the synapses upstairs? Nobody in their right mind says 'gene-e-us'.

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FAIL



see op cit
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Trumpisst Paradise
Delusional eidolons
A frightful nightmare





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https://www.google.com/search?q=genus&r ... shm=rime/1


that's what a genus is


by the way "smoking dope" is a personal attack -- kindly delete it before you get reported and have an unpaid vacation from the forum ;)
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Brooklyn wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 11:34 pm



https://www.google.com/search?q=genus&r ... shm=rime/1


that's what a genus is


by the way "smoking dope" is a personal attack -- kindly delete it before you get reported and have an unpaid vacation from the forum ;)
Report it, this is Hamsterdam. Those w thin skin (like NY Ranger fans) can stay on the regular forum threads where their feelings won't get hurt.
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keep trying ...
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Does he go this way?
Or maybe he goes that way
Dazed and confused Joe
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Tragicomedy
tRumpiss ideology
Absurdist theater
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Brooklyn wrote: Thu Sep 07, 2023 9:47 am Tragicomedy (5)
tRumpiss ideology (7)
Absurdist theater (6)
You should be embarrassed. This is at least the third time you've butchered your haiku. And you've only written maybe ten total. I can only surmise that these are high times in Lake Wobegon again.

It's really simple (5)
The lines go five, seven, five (7)
This is grade school stuff (5)
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Nigel wrote: Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:33 pm
Brooklyn wrote: Thu Sep 07, 2023 9:47 am Tragicomedy (5)
tRumpiss ideology (7)
Absurdist theater (6)
You should be embarrassed. This is at least the third time you've butchered your haiku. And you've only written maybe ten total. I can only surmise that these are high times in Lake Wobegon again.

It's really simple (5)
The lines go five, seven, five (7)
This is grade school stuff (5)


Oh wait, I see = "squat" ney district.

Theater in Brooklyn & NY is pronounced theeter, not the --a-- ter like you do there Squat Boy. :lol:
Oh by the way, it's pronounced that way here in Lake Wobegone as well.
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Keep trying.
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Nigel wrote: Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:33 pm
You should be embarrassed. This is at least the third time you've butchered your haiku. And you've only written maybe ten total. I can only surmise that these are high times in Lake Wobegon again.

Just remember this is Lake Wobegone, USA. Not Pommieville. :ugeek:
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Brooklyn wrote: Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:43 pm
Nigel wrote: Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:33 pm
Brooklyn wrote: Thu Sep 07, 2023 9:47 am Tragicomedy (5)
tRumpiss ideology (7)
Absurdist theater (6)
You should be embarrassed. This is at least the third time you've butchered your haiku. And you've only written maybe ten total. I can only surmise that these are high times in Lake Wobegon again.

It's really simple (5)
The lines go five, seven, five (7)
This is grade school stuff (5)


Oh wait, I see = "squat" ney district.

Theater in Brooklyn & NY is pronounced theeter, not the --a-- ter like you do there Squat Boy. :lol:
Oh by the way, it's pronounced that way here in Lake Wobegone as well.
EZ there high brow w your 'thee-ter'. Reeks of snootiness.
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Nigel wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:31 pm
EZ there high brow w your 'thee-ter'. Reeks of snootiness.
https://www.howmanysyllables.com/syllables/theater

Like you highbrows do in Pommieville, we in God's Country often drop the H and just say teeter although the er sounds more like uh.

As Curly says to Moe:
“Don't saw the wings, you saw the garage!” Moe barks. “I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage,” offers Curly. “You are speaking incorrectly. You are MOIDERING the King's English!”


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Showers with my dad
Heavy drug abusing kids
Growing up Biden
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Supreme God ordained
Crown of immortality
Da tRump doth decreed
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Ordained Messiah
I am Chosen Hear Me ROAR
Dude maketh us snore.
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