JoeTard Haikus

[Brooklyn]

██▓▒­░⡷⠂𝚂𝚒𝚛 𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 bold 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗⠐⢾░▒▓██

██▓▒­░⡷⠂𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚂𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗⠐⢾░▒▓██

██▓▒­░⡷⠂𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎⠐⢾░▒▓██

██▓▒­░⡷⠂𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠⠐⢾░▒▓██

██▓▒­░⡷⠂𝙷𝚎'𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗⠐⢾░▒▓██

[Nigel]

Plagerized at 'Cuse
Openly lied about it
Still lying today

NOTE: ꧁༺Brooklyn ༻꧂ hereby relinquishes all copyrights to the Limericks posted above.
Henceforth and forever more, they shall be ＰＵＢＬＩＣ ＤＯＭＡＩＮ.

Proper attribution recommended.

Are you anticipating that Brandon may plagerize your limericks too?

[Brooklyn]

Are you anticipating that Brandon may plagerize your limericks too?

I'm betting Messiah tRump may claim a copyright and sell copies of the collection on the street for some $$$.

[youthathletics]

They Are All The Same
Give me more than you deserve to
Fret not, I got you.

[Brooklyn]

To counter all thought of resentment
tRump cries he's Master of Moral Refinement
Fool hasn't a hint or a clue
Not a word of that's true
Now the world demands his perma confinement

[Nigel]

Who paid for Joe's vette?
Ukrainians or Russians?
Maybe the Kazakhs?

[Brooklyn]

Tis known that the Truth is a pill
That cleanseth the world of much ill
Sir tRump is a chump
Who's so full of dump
As the Ƨhit doth roll downhill

[Nigel]

Never talked business
Just talked about the weather
Was 'paid' ten percent

[Brooklyn]

Lord Donald says F you to Brandon
Such vile words not being random
He won't take back his words
Cause he's got the brains of a bird
His mind's being all but abandoned.

[Nigel]

Botched Afghanistan
Responsible for the dead
Coward blames others

[Brooklyn]

Botched Afghanistan
Responsible for the dead
Coward blames others

LOL. That's a tRumptard tribute. LOL

[Brooklyn]

King Donald expects all to clap
A backing no one dare lack
But we all know the truth
Tis not in dispute
That tRump is all full of crap

[youthathletics]

Botched Afghanistan
Responsible for the dead
Coward blames others

+1

Worth listening to this Marine, who also testified in from front of Congress, describing in detail the lack of instruction and planning, and because of this….it becomes clear why we pay 13 Americans and so many others.
https://youtu.be/ZZ-JXDoqsnc

[Brooklyn]

They say Democracy is a Great Experiment
Most do agree with that noble sentiment
But we all know the Truth
Tis not in dispute
That tRump is all full of crap

[Nigel]

Joe likes to act tough
I bet Corn Pop kicked his ass
And twice on Sundays

[Brooklyn]

tRump says he's the world's Chosen One
That he is second to none
Though he harbors this view
T'ain't a word of it true
Cause he's the world's biggest scum

[Nigel]

Maui's fire was huge
Devastating and deadly
Joe had no comment

Heartless SOB
No note card meant no comment
Real good look Brandon

[Brooklyn]

Biden last spoke publicly about the fires on Aug. 10 during an event in Utah. Then, in brief remarks, he said "every asset" would be made available to individuals impacted after he approved a disaster declaration for Hawaii.

~ 6 hours ago


White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said the government's response shows he is "deeply concerned" about the people of Maui.

"He's going to make sure the state has everything it needs from the federal government to recover because he is deeply concerned, and he's going to continue to be there for the government of Hawaii for as long as it takes," Jean-Pierre said, noting he has been in regular contact with Hawaii Gov. Josh Green, Criswell and others on the situation unfolding there.

https://www.google.com/search?q=joe+bid ... e&ie=UTF-8



Mebbe he should have lobbed a few paper towels to placate his critics.

[Brooklyn]

Humpty tRumpty had a great fall
Kicked out of White House ego and all
Smelled of soiled diapers
Cause he lost all his wipers
All he does now is to moan and bawl

[Brooklyn]

A Fani Willis Georgia Limerick

A jury convened to indict
Heard everything Fani could cite
They pondered her stuff
And said, „that’s enough.“
And for once, they got everything right.


source: Democraticunderground