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JoeTard fall on face
Hyperinflation is here
Hunter white trash
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Europe Ww3
Insolvent banking sector
Petroleum gone
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How's the weather dad
We are working on a deal
Don't forget my cut
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
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Hey Dad can you listen
Big guy is now in the room
pay up sucka or else
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Let's call the Big Guy
We can use offshore accounts
No one will find out
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Better to have a tRump Limerick:


There once was a crook name of tRump
He used the world as a big stump
He lied and he cried
He always did whine
Cause he turned out to be a big CHUMP
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The dog is smarter
But we need him on the Board
Because of his dad
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Oh what a tale he's woven
Sir Donald says he's Chosen
This really ain't so strange
For he is so deranged
This due to mental erosion
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I like to grand stand
And no my name is not trump
Brooklyn here, eatin some pie.

;)
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Sir Donald's a pr'ck
Denial won't do the trick
Unlike many a man
He's got very small hands
And an even smaller d'ck
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My son is so smart
Ignore the drugs and the whores
He's made us all rich
If we need that extra push over the cliff, ya know what we do...eleven, exactly.
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They say Sir Donald's a wit
Some folks say he's really a hit
Contrary to this
He is really amiss
Cause he's totally full of sh't.
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please feel my hairy legs
while I caress and sniff your hair
hand settles along your breast
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Spare the rod + spoil the child
Leave him be + he'll grow wild
tRump says he's Messiah
Who brooks no pariah
But he's nothing more than a massive dog pile
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How many grandkids
Is it six or now seven
Joe and Jill are frauds
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tRump sez he's a man of high class
One who'd never stoop to be crass
While he laughs at his jokes
After taking some tokes
At bottom, he's a pain in the ass
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Where the hell am I
Hunter’s cocaine is in White House library
Let’s indict trump once again
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tRump says RINOS & Dems are all woke
This due to cannabis smoke
While he barked and he wept
He's been morally swept
Cause he's dumb & so mentally broke
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Plagerized at 'Cuse
Openly lied about it
Still lying today
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Nigel wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 10:06 am Plagerized at 'Cuse
Openly lied about it
Still lying today





NOTE: ꧁༺Brooklyn ༻꧂ hereby relinquishes all copyrights to the Limericks posted above.
Henceforth and forever more, they shall be PUBLIC DOMAIN.

Proper attribution recommended. 😇
It has been proven a hundred times that the surest way to the heart of any man, black or white, honest or dishonest, is through justice and fairness.

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