Memorable Lines from Movies

[Cletus]

Jaws

Quint: "What've we got here? A portable shower or a monkey cage?"

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Jaws

Chief Brody to Mayor: "Larry, the summer is over, you're the Mayor of Shark City. These people think you want the beaches open!"

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Deliverance

Hillbilly: "What the hell you wanna go $#!@* around with that river for?"

Drew: "Because it's there."

Hillbilly: "It's there, alright. You get in there and can't get out--you're gone wish it wudn't."

[Cletus]

Midnight Run

"The Duke" to Jack: "You know why you have an ulcer?? Because you have two forms of expression--silence and rage!"

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“Can’t a man do nothing? Can’t he put his lousy hands in his lousy pockets on a lousy street?”

—Maggio

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“You’re sorry, are you? I’ll bet the last time you were sorry was when you needed to use the pay toilet and the string on your pet dime broke.”
—Dolores

[Brooklyn]

Rhubarb the Wonder Cat from Brooklyn inherits a million dollars and the Brooklyn Dodgers baseball team. His handler is Eric Yeager. Lady calls up and alleges that Rhubarb sired several kittens. Yeager replies, "they can't he his - he's never even been to New Jersey!"

[Brooklyn]

Plan 9 From Outer Space



Police lieutenant tells the sergeant, "one thing's for sure - Inspector Clay is dead. And somebody's responsible!"

[Brooklyn]

from Slap Shot:



Reggie: ''they brought their F___________G toys with them"



That entire sequence just kills the s____t out of me!

[Oldbarndog]

"Hey Ogie, buy you a soda after the game?"
"You know Toe Blake?"
"How?"

Slapshot-The Hanson's, before puck drop.

For PB- " Hey O'Neil. Take a break, you don't have to be a prick every day of your life you know. " Platoon, Sgt. Elias

[Farfromgeneva]

Well maybe I shouldn’t be but surprised neither:

“You’ll get nothing and like it” or “Pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you. Natural spring water”.

The back and forth speech at the beginning of gangs of NY, or about 20 quotes from Daniel Day Lewis in that movie.

[Cletus]

from Slap Shot:

Reggie: ''they brought their F___________G toys with them"

That entire sequence just kills the s____t out of me!

Great sequence: "Reg, that reminds me--I's coaching in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy..."

Lot of great lines in that movie: "None o' that stinkin' ruut beer!"

[Cletus]

Caddyshack

This whole scene is full of great lines: https://youtu.be/oFZjDzyIsEc

[Farfromgeneva]

Doughboy:
Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQdE0_Hy10M

[DMac]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78LiJnPqsDw

[Farfromgeneva]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78LiJnPqsDw

I always liked “excuse my while I whip this out”

[DMac]

I kinda like this one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37v-6Zs5T10

[Cletus]

“I’ll tell you what you are to me, little man—you’re just a maggot who sells dirty pictures.”

—“Dirty” Harry Callahan

[Cletus]

The Last Picture Show

Sheriff to Randy Quaid

"Run along here, Wichita, I can't stand here all night protecting your shoe shine."

[Nigel]

Blues Brothers

"Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips."

"The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!"