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What is in a name?
Inflation Reduction Act
Just another lie
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Nigel wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 1:59 pm What is in a name?
Inflation Reduction Act
Just another lie


USA = 7th lowest inflation rate in the world: https://tradingeconomics.com/country-li ... ation-rate


Thank you Mr Biden!
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There once was a jerk name of tRump
Who promised gold in the lump
His "pie in the sky"
Was one Hell of a lie
Cause his words are just BIG MASSIVE DUMPS
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The most secure house
A bag of cocaine was found
Of course no answers

No one knows a thing
The Secret Service covers
Everyone plays dumb

Sergeant Shultz defense
Repeat that you know nothing
Then divert with Trump
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The Guardians of Convention
Say we must void all dissension
The Savior can do no wrong
Tis always the same old song
While the Chosen doth commit perversion
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There once was a dunce name of tRumpo
Dude was much dumber than Dumbo
Glued hair to the head
His scalp an empty sea bed
With brains of an armadillo
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He fell off his bike
And hit the pavement real hard
It was Putin's fault
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Lord Donald knows not sagacity
His sins are only mere "vanity"
tRump whimpers and whines
He's a victim of "woke" crimes
But always in a state of insanity
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Joe's on vacation
Wait, didn't he just go on one?
Sleepy needs his rest
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tRump well known for his vanity
Speech after speech filled with profanity
He's such a friggin fool
The world being his step stool
Of mindless hate & whimsicality
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Graft and bribery
Biden incorporated
Fee is 10 percent
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tRump imbecilic
a void in the sea of Truth
loony cult loves him
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tRumpy arrested
orange suit fits very well
My Ass Got Arraigned
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Influence peddling
Right under Obama's nose
Biden quid pro quo
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Brooklyn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 10:18 pm tRumpy arrested (5)
orange suit fits very well (6)
My Ass Got Arraigned (5)
Sorry Brooklyn, the French version of orange has been disallowed. So here's a refresher for you,

What is a haiku?
A haiku is a type of Japanese poem that always uses the same number of syllables in a three-line format:

the first line is five syllables
the second line is seven syllables
the third line is five syllables

Got it? 5/7/5. I know it's hard for you dims to play by the rules.
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Nigel wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:52 pm
Brooklyn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 10:18 pm tRumpy arrested (5)
orange suit fits very well (6)
My Ass Got Arraigned (5)
Sorry Brooklyn, the French version of orange has been disallowed. So here's a refresher for you,

What is a haiku?
A haiku is a type of Japanese poem that always uses the same number of syllables in a three-line format:

the first line is five syllables
the second line is seven syllables
the third line is five syllables

Got it? 5/7/5. I know it's hard for you dims to play by the rules.


or range suit fits ve ry well = 7 syllables


By the way, no need to apologize for your limitations. After all, you're a Republican.


Keep trying ;)
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Psychotic hate cult
The orange Mussolini
Liars and losers
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Brooklyn wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 10:45 pm Psychotic hate cult (5)
The orange Mussolini (6)
Liars and losers (5)
I will speak slowly (5)
There are strict parameters (7)
It's five seven five (5)

Here's an example,

Kap sucks at QB (5)
That's why he can't get a job (7)
Even as backup (5)
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Nigel wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:05 am
Brooklyn wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 10:45 pm Psychotic hate cult (5)
The orange Mussolini (6)
Liars and losers (5)
I will speak slowly (5)
There are strict parameters (7)
It's five seven five (5)

Here's an example,

Kap sucks at QB (5)
That's why he can't get a job (7)
Even as backup (5)
:lol: :lol:
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Don't know what part of the world Nigel is from but he's the only guy I've ever seen who thinks orange has only one syllable. :lol:
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