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Four months of errors
148 goofs
Blithering old dope
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Four years of FAILURE
Worse economy in years
Covid deaths and more
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Facts get in the way
That is why Joe always lies
And sheep believe him

The latest available CDC figure, dated February 8, 2023, puts the cumulative U.S. COVID death toll at 1,110,364, meaning that by this point around 700k more Americans have died in the pandemic under Biden than under Trump.
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No worse than a cold
We got all under control
No big deal at all




tRump relaxes CDC oversight, allows entry of infected people, spreads the plague around, then Gov Cuomo gets blamed, and tRump refuses to take responsibility for the deaths he (not Biden) caused.

Biden spread the vax that ultimately destroyed the plague. Had these right wing idiots taken it more lives could have been spared. Imagine - these "pro lifers" spreading death through stupidity. But then, they are right wingers so what else can you expect?
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You ain't black Joe said
A racial jungle Joe said
Strom would be so proud
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tRump hates dark people
Third World nations black and brown
Sh!t holes one and all
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What's Bidenomics
Record-high national debt
$34 trillion
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always blame Biden!
tRump reduced corporate tax
massive debt results
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Gotta confess that this has become my favorite thread in the forum. While far right delusionals blame Biden for every manner of social ill imaginable, it is only too clear that all such things should be attributable to tRump and his fellow repukeblicons. Examples:


Afghanistan: pukies blame Biden for the loss of that corrupt country even though he only adhered to tRump's withdrawal time table. Do recall that it was tRump who negotiated with the Taliban while Ashraf Ghani was still president of that country. tRump betrayed the USA's official policy and the FAIL war started by traitor Bush. Despite all, it's BLAME BIDEN by the delusional right wing here.

The delusionals bought the Fox network claim that Biden voiced no concern over what occurred in Hawaii. That was a lie as he did voice concern and this was fully document.

Re lies - no bigger liar in politics than tRump: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_or_ ... nald_Trump

Delusionals cry about inflation and blame Biden even though it is a world wide phenomenon and the USA has the seventh lowest rate in the world.

The delusionals call Biden a "perv" notwithstanding the fact that tRump is a poosy grabber associated with Playboy magazine and who is fond of "golden showers".

Right wingers also accuse Biden of self aggrandizing. This is utterly laughable as nobody is more self aggrandizing than is tRump. On top of all that he called himself the "Chosen". Aside from Hitler, nobody else has done that.

Then there's my favorite of them all: accusing Biden of racism. To call him a racist in view of tRump's Hitlerian racism is beyond all manner of stupidity. It was tRump who called Mexicans "rapists". It was him who called for the death penalty on the innocent Central Park Five. And it was him who called Third World countries "shtt holes". Only Hitler surpassed this type of stupidity. Where is the criticism from the delusional far right???

The hate filled far right continues to project their hate upon Biden and remain blind to their own short comings and those of their hero tRump. They make themselves look very foolish along the way but don't have enough sense or honesty to admit to all this.

Keep it up, fools. You are only validating Biden while making yourselves look dumber than your hero tRump.
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Brooklyn wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 8:27 am Gotta confess that this has become my favorite thread in the forum. While far right delusionals blame Biden for every manner of social ill imaginable, it is only too clear that all such things should be attributable to tRump and his fellow repukeblicons. Examples:


Afghanistan: pukies blame Biden for the loss of that corrupt country even though he only adhered to tRump's withdrawal time table. Do recall that it was tRump who negotiated with the Taliban while Ashraf Ghani was still president of that country. tRump betrayed the USA's official policy and the FAIL war started by traitor Bush. Despite all, it's BLAME BIDEN by the delusional right wing here.

The delusionals bought the Fox network claim that Biden voiced no concern over what occurred in Hawaii. That was a lie as he did voice concern and this was fully document.

Re lies - no bigger liar in politics than tRump: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_or_ ... nald_Trump

Delusionals cry about inflation and blame Biden even though it is a world wide phenomenon and the USA has the seventh lowest rate in the world.

The delusionals call Biden a "perv" notwithstanding the fact that tRump is a poosy grabber associated with Playboy magazine and who is fond of "golden showers".

Right wingers also accuse Biden of self aggrandizing. This is utterly laughable as nobody is more self aggrandizing than is tRump. On top of all that he called himself the "Chosen". Aside from Hitler, nobody else has done that.

Then there's my favorite of them all: accusing Biden of racism. To call him a racist in view of tRump's Hitlerian racism is beyond all manner of stupidity. It was tRump who called Mexicans "rapists". It was him who called for the death penalty on the innocent Central Park Five. And it was him who called Third World countries "shtt holes". Only Hitler surpassed this type of stupidity. Where is the criticism from the delusional far right???

The hate filled far right continues to project their hate upon Biden and remain blind to their own short comings and those of their hero tRump. They make themselves look very foolish along the way but don't have enough sense or honesty to admit to all this.

Keep it up, fools. You are only validating Biden while making yourselves look dumber than your hero tRump.
1 - that rant isn't in the form of a haiku.
2 - you're drinking your bath water again it seems.
3 - you forgot to work in your usual 'Colin Kaepernick' malarkey.
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Where is the vette parked
Near all those classified docs
Taken from the SCIF
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Nigel wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 2:08 pm
1 - that rant isn't in the form of a haiku.
2 - you're drinking your bath water again it seems.
3 - you forgot to work in your usual 'Colin Kaepernick' malarkey.


Thanks for the validation. :lol:
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tRumpy got no brains
Hate filled cultists love that bum
tRumpissts biggg STOOPIDs



:lol:
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Pinocchio Joe
Says 9% inflation
Try 1.4 clown

What drove the increase
Brandon's policies of course
That's Bidenomics
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Big sale of DUNCE caps
Stoopid is as stoopid "thinks"
MAGAts one and all


:lol:
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Dunce cap prices up
Bidenflation strikes again
Democrat attire
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Image



Wharton school "genius"


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Scarecrow Joe Biden
If he only had a brain
Quote you know the thing

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Looks so much better on the Unholy One who calls himself Chosen. :lol:
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Remember the quote
Don't underestimate Joe
He will F things up
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