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Showers with my dad
Diary page 25
Signed Ashley Biden
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Don Poosy Grabbus
I would screw Ivanka If
Others did not look



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Existential threat
Says Brandon the Climitard
World's ending, again
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Dems: All enemies
Radicals pinkos fascists
Donny paranoid
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Total eclipse day
Joe will be extra confused
He'll yell at the sun

Angry old Brandon
his notecard will instruct him
He'll yell at the moon
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Sees midday eclipse
Looks up at sky sans glasses
Brains where his ass is



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Joe's moral compass
It lands on votes and money
Nothing else matters
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Nigel wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 11:22 pm Joe's moral compass
It lands on votes and money
Nothing else matters

That's why he's facing jail time, right? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Took late night showers
Afraid that Joe would join her
Signed Ashley Biden
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tRump tards are retards
Mental midgets one and all
Tards vote Repukey

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The 'Biden Diet'
Pay more for your groceries
Get half as much food
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tRump flu solution
Drink many cups of Clorox
Vote rePUKEbliCON


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Brooklyn wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:16 am tRump flu solution
Drink many cups of Clorox
Vote rePUKEbliCON


:lol:
So now you're agreeing it was just a variation of the flu? :P

Go get your Nth shot
So then you won't get covid
According to Joe
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Nigel wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:42 am

So now you're agreeing it was just a variation of the flu? :P

Go get your Nth shot
So then you won't get covid
According to Joe

Flu?

Why, it was no worse than the common cold. A few shots of Clorox and you're as good as new. :lol:
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Sent pallets of cash
Smart guys Barry and Brandon
Really genius move
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Rescinded sanctions
Z T E loves patron tRump
Got five hundred MILL


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That darn inflation
Transitory was their word
Janet first, then Joe
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Despite all the tears
Lowest inflation in World!
Biden for the WIN



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World's inflation, meh
Big reason things cost more here
Brandon for the BLAME
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hee, hee ~ mebbe the Anointed One St Donald of 666 Fifth Avenue shouldn't export all those manufacturing jobs to China :lol: :lol:
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