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Insurrection tRump
Promises pardons to all
Betrays his real oath
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Say it, forget it
10% for the Big Guy
Write it, regret it
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Obama beats Joe
I don't know whats the damn truth
More gaff filled weekends
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Kissing Barack's ass
The one thing Joe is good at
Doing it for years
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Antichrist speaketh
Bible for sixty dollars
Though for free online
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Regulations here
And then regulations there
"Regulation Joe"
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Nigel wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:27 pm Regulations here
And then regulations there
"Regulation Joe"
Spot on. Who else is for PFAS laden water? :roll:
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:lol: deregulation sure works well :lol:
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25 million
Middle-class Joe I think not
Fraudster-in-Chief
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Nigel wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 9:38 pm 25 million
Middle-class Joe I think not
Fraudster-in-Chief

2 syllables
How many syllables in fraudster? 2 syllables
www.howmanysyllables.com/syllables/fraudster




Fraudster-in-Chief needs one more syllable. :lol:
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Brooklyn wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:40 am
Nigel wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 9:38 pm 25 million
Middle-class Joe I think not
Fraudster-in-Chief

2 syllables
How many syllables in fraudster? 2 syllables
www.howmanysyllables.com/syllables/fraudster




Fraudster-in-Chief needs one more syllable. :lol:
Doh! Was paying too much attention to the BU win over the Golden Gophers.
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Nigel wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:28 am

Doh! Was paying too much attention to the BU win over the Golden Gophers.


The Boston jinx that started with Harvard's win in 1989 got the GOOfers again!
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Brandon on SmartLess
Less smart would describe him well
Liar fits him too
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Fitting words for tRump
Liar pervert unmatched scum
Jail bird fits him too
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Joe the Catholic
Only when he needs the votes
That's how Bribem rolls
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Bigoted hater
Profanes Christ and the Bible
tRump is Antichrist


👿666 👿
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Joe's transgender day
Says CornPop is now CornPuss
She was a bad gal
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gender bender CONs
Rudy G likes ladys clothes
tRumps cross dressing pal




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China Joe Biden
Chicoms have a name for him
It is Sum Dum Phuk
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Shirts ties Chinese made
All thanks to Beijing Donny
World's biggest sell out
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