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Welfare for the rich!
Only commies disagree
Pinko stinko beetch!
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Joe's an old pervert
Grass or no grass on the field
He will sniff their hair
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tRump Bible thumper
Americas top PERVERT
King POOSY grabbus
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Brandon's welcome mat
Illegals called newcomers
Bald-faced misnomer
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Dump is a proud Crook
tRump always given free reign
Supreme Court justice :lol:
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Lincoln ain't her name
Joe had a hand in her death
So disrespectful
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Covid killed one mil
No responsibility
So says the Big Dump
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His word was 'illegal'
Joe admits what we all know
Dims are flipping out
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Mela illegal
As with her Son and the Knavs
But thats A ok.
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Adderall Joe
He would've failed a pee test
Stood up there and yelled
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Makes shirts in China
Beijing rips off U S A
Stable genius ...
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8 million reasons
Senator, VP, and Prez
Taking docs for years
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loving donny tRump
sickly minds mental midgets
only retards do
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Vroom vroom goes the Vette
Rev up those RPMs Joe
Steve McQueen he's not
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Nix Obama care
Tens of thousands without aid
Glad to see them die
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It's Bidenomics
Transitory inflation
Prices thru the roof
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Its all preordained
All HELL is loose thanks to me
A promised blood bath
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'Twas St Paddy's Day
Joe yelled at a leprechaun
Get off of me faiche
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teleprompt error
tRump: Biden beat Obammna
the crowd goes silent
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Open Borders Joe
Let the deluge continue
Betraying his oath
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