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Blubberbutt Trump just blew his last chance at a Noble Prize.

Condi, unfortunately, was asleep on 9/11, preposterously wrong on Iraq and brazenly lied about the ability of Trump to serve as president. But yeah, brilliant woman. Member at Augusta.

You know? He did not.

Pence said this will largely be over by Memorial Day.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... morial-day

But they don’t want to be ruled by a Russian gangster. Imagine that.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/joint-statement-president-donald-j-trump-president-vladimir-putin-russia-commemorating-75th-anniversary-meeting-elbe/ Putin-Trump joint statement The Soviet troops to meet US forces at the Elbe on April 25, 1945, were elements of the Soviet *First Ukra...

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/04/25/ ... ronavirus/

Trump should resign. Boston Globe

Is West Point really going to ask 1000 cadets to fly back to campus in order to salute POTUS at graduation?

You’d think the barest requirement would be to be a stand-up guy.

Trump and his whole family couldn’t carry Hillary’s jock. She might be evil but she’s not inept nor bankrolled by our adversaries.

No Fauci or Birx today. Trump refused to answer questions. #laughingstock

Trump might owe as much to China as Russia.

Trump should be imbleached.

He also owes the Bank of China a lot of money.
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/2 ... ebt-205475

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/sta ... 77537?s=21

Watch for yourself

With Lysol and Tide pods. I want to live, dammit.

The maker of Lysol has issued a statement advising Trumpists not drink their product. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-24/reckitt-warns-against-using-disinfectants-to-treat-coronavirus?utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&utm_source=twitter&cmpid=socialflow-twitter-business&utm...

AP poll: only 23% of Americans say they have high levels of trust in what the president is telling the public. And only about half of Republicans say they have a lot of trust in Trump’s information on the pandemic.

I would not let Ted babysit. Same for Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew, Alan Dershowitz, Bill Richardson or George Mitchell.

Team Von Clownstick.