LaxPower Back-Up Stick

What's Bidenomics
The cost for voting stupid
But no more mean tweets

Dog ate my homework
Cannibals ate my uncle
Lying his whole life

Non-Bidenary
It's how I identify
Mentally stable

Brooklyn wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:12 pm One BIG Peach state FAIL
Find me eleven K votes
tRump fckkks up again

What is a 'K' vote?

I ask because 'thousand' doesn't configure to the syllable requirements of the haiku. But of course you know this...

Bribem strikes again
Blatant attempt to buy votes
Panderer-in-Chief

Poor Uncle Bosie
Woe the Biden misfortune
Irish BBQ

Brandon's next tall tale
Cannibals in New Guinea
Government says false

Commander was mean
Owner's personality
jerk trained that dog

Brooklyn wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 10:19 am inspiring story from the world of hockey:



https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/sports/ ... edMZ?t=240

Leila Anderson, Champion! Nice post Brooks.

NOW, on to the CUP!

World's inflation, meh
Big reason things cost more here
Brandon for the BLAME

That darn inflation
Transitory was their word
Janet first, then Joe

Sent pallets of cash
Smart guys Barry and Brandon
Really genius move

Brooklyn wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:16 am tRump flu solution
Drink many cups of Clorox
Vote rePUKEbliCON

So now you're agreeing it was just a variation of the flu?

Go get your Nth shot
So then you won't get covid
According to Joe

The 'Biden Diet'
Pay more for your groceries
Get half as much food

Took late night showers
Afraid that Joe would join her
Signed Ashley Biden

Joe's moral compass
It lands on votes and money
Nothing else matters

Total eclipse day
Joe will be extra confused
He'll yell at the sun

Angry old Brandon
his notecard will instruct him
He'll yell at the moon

Existential threat
Says Brandon the Climitard
World's ending, again

Showers with my dad
Diary page 25
Signed Ashley Biden